Ode

The Hindu goddess Kali and Jim Morrison are up on a hill.
They stare at each other til they have their fill.

Ted Nugent and Stephen Hawking are on a bus,
Nugent bangs some jail-bait right in front of us.

Vladimir Putin and Simone de Beauvoir
fuck all the way to California for some pinot noir.

Dennis Hopper and Sarah McLaughlin
have BDSM next to Dracula's daytime soap opera coffin!


But some make sex unenjoyable, some pretend to make it celestial.
Warren Jeffs several years ago tried to make it incestual.


You know what they say about these kind of things?
Nothing matters until you put on that wedding ring.

Queen Latifah and Teddy Kennedy?
How about the Dalai Lama? He's about seventy.

Once you imagine Hilary Clinton and Nicolas Sarkozy
getting down with Anne Coulter and Bill O'Rielly to have an orgy,

You're gonna wish you were blind and
driving a Nissan.


One more thing, before I go,
a movie turned up with reality tuned low.


"The physical act of lovemaking, coitus, do you like sex?"
"You mean coitus?" You inquire, with DGAF basic respect.



She says while fixing a drink, "do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?"
You say before thinking. "I'm talking about my rug-- excuse me?"