suckadickistan

Can you suckadickistan?
She can suckadickistan
in the capital city of suck-
a-dick-i-stan, a city called
Climate Change, a city so
hot it melts bars of chocolate

in under three minutes. A
person spends more than four
consecutive minutes outside and
they vaporize. Automobiles have
a special film on their windows
to keep this from happening to
petroleum guzzling whores, aka
your average everyday citizen.

Can you suckadickistan? You
definitely are if you're paying
for your petrol, sucking the big
fat suckadickistans of the suit
and tie spilling oil into the mouths
of our children.

Keep sucking-that-dickistan, and
complain when others don't.
Have you heard about Kalamazoo?